There are certain things that we have to do regularly. Included in that is getting a haircut and if you are a man, you might include a shave. We could do it on our own, but in many cases, we go to a barbershop to have it done.
That is what the old cowboy in the following joke did. He went in for a shave and a haircut, but he ended up learning a lesson. It involves something that would allow him to get the closest shave ever. It also involved a surprise he wished he never knew.
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Montana for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
