A Pub Full Of Blondes Is In Shock When A Blind Cowboy Tells A Blonde Joke

There are many different types of jokes to enjoy but some of them tend to be funnier than others. One joke that many people enjoy is a blonde joke, and even blondes can laugh at them.

Like many different types of jokes, blonde jokes can be funny or then can leave you wanting more. Honestly, one of the reasons that many of us want to hear a joke in the first place is for the laugh.

If you are looking for a good chuckle, we have the perfect joke for you. Not only is it a blonde joke, it is one of the best all-around jokes we have heard in a long time.

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know some important things.

1. The bartender is a blond girl who’s holding a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Well heck no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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