Do you have a gassy person in your life? Or maybe you have someone who just loves fart humor and fart jokes. My wife is that person, and it’s bizarre because she’s such a classy lady. She just seems to find fart jokes, fart pranks on YouTube, and things like that hilarious. I think she even belongs to a fart jokes Facebook group. I don’t get it, but hey, if that makes her laugh, laughter is the best medicine, right? It seems to work! She’s the happiest lady I know. So if I gave her some fart deodorizer pads as a prank gift, it would crack her up.
Even more hilarious for her would be giving them to someone else as a prank gift. As it turns out, you can now buy just such a gift on Amazon. Who knew, right? The product is called Subtle Butt Reusable Gas Neutralizers and the package includes five activated carbon charcoal fart pads. to use them, you just line your underwear with them and if the reviews are something we can trust, they actually work. You can reuse them, too. No disposable waste (pun intended) there. The reviewers on Amazon claim that they don’t hold up too well after being washed. Who would reuse these things?
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They’re not exactly cheap, so you would need to reuse them, I think. At this time, they cost $19.99 per package, and that would make them a fairly expensive one-time-use pad at the cost of about $5 each. The question is, who would need these? Imagine you’re going out to a big lunch with your coworkers and then have to go back and sit in a cubicle after lunch. Now, if you know you’re going to be gassy after enjoying all of that Mexican food, you don’t have to worry about offending your coworkers. Or perhaps if you’re going to be on a long flight and worried you’ll have a problem.
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These are handy, right?
