One of the types of jokes that many people appreciate is a good lawyer joke. It’s just funny to hear the punchline because you know the lawyer is going to get it in the end.
A priest joke is also funny, and things don’t always turn out well for the priest in those humorous stories. We also appreciate those jokes, especially when they are very funny.
In the joke we have for you below, both a priest and a lawyer are involved. Which will come out on top? You will just have to read it and enjoy the punchline to see.
A Priest and a Lawyer walk into a bakery.
The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets.
He says to the Priest, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”
The Priest replied, “That’s just simple thievery, I’II show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”
The Priest then proceeded to call out to the owner of the bakery, “Sir, I want to show you a miracle of the lord.”
The owner was intrigued so he came over to see what the priest was talking about.
The Priest asked him for a bun, and then he proceeded to give it to a homeless-looking man outside.
He asked two more times, and after once again handing the buns out, the owner says, “Okay my friend, where’s the miracle?”
The Priest said,
“Look in the Lawyer’s pockets.”