Taxi Drivers, whether they work as Lyft, Uber, or traditional cab companies, all have some pretty amazing stories to tell. Some of them are kind of scary, others are pretty funny, and some are just plain strange. They come across people from all walks of life who share some of the fascinating details about their lives with a total stranger. There’s just something about a taxi driver that makes people want to open up and tell their life story. These drivers could probably make some decent money charging folks as mobile psychiatrists. However, in this joke, it’s the taxi driver who may need a shrink after sharing his secret fantasy with his nun passenger.
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’ She responds, ‘Well, lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’
The nun says, ‘That’s OK My name is Gary and I’m going to a Halloween party.’
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