Taxi Driver Tells Nun His Secret Fantasy

Taxi drivers, whether they are traditional, Uber, or Lyft, all have some pretty wild stories to tell. Some of them can be scary, others are funny, and some just down-right weird. These drivers come into contact with folks from all walks of life who have some fascinating stories to tell. And it seems that for some reason, they are more than comfortable telling these stories to complete strangers driving them around in a taxi cab. Drivers could probably make some pretty good money as mobile psychiatrists driving folks around all day and listening to them talk about their problems. However, in this joke, one taxi driver finds that he may need a shrink himself after he shares his secret desire with his nun passenger.

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’ She responds, ‘Well, lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK My name is Gary and I’m going to a Halloween party.’

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