No Electricity, No Problem: Doctor Assists In Unusual Woods Delivery

Although there are many different types of jokes, some of the funniest have to do with the dealings of a redneck. We realize that they tend not to be the smartest person in the world, but when it comes to hilarity, they always come out on top.

The following redneck joke is a perfect example of why we love this type of humor so much. It involves a redneck who is assisting a doctor in giving birth to a baby, and by the end of the joke, you will see why we love these jokes so much.

Back in the woods, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night

And the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said “Here, you hold this high so i can see what I’m doing”

Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.

“Whoa there,” said the doctor “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down… I think there’s yet another one to come”

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.

“No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern…It seems there’s yet another one in there!” cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, “Do you tink it’s the light that’s attractin ’em?”