Moses, Jesus And An Old Man Head To The Golf Course

If there is one thing that most of us can appreciate, it’s a good joke. They sometimes say that ‘laughter is the best medicine’ and it has even been proven that laughing can help us both physically and mentally. Some of us even make the opportunity to laugh possible every day by listening to something funny on our way to or from work or by relaxing with some good comedy at home. It’s time for you to have some laughter in your life and this joke may be an old one but it is certainly a good one!

One day, Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.

Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.

The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the watertrap.

But just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down to the water, and eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws.

The eagle flies off, and when it is over the green, a lighting bolt shoots from the sky and hits the eagle. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.

Jesus turns to the old man and says, “Dad, if you don’t quit playing like that, we’re not going to bring you next time.”

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