Applying for a job can be nerve-wracking. Finding the right clothes to wear, making sure your resume looks perfect, and getting to the interview on time is bad enough. But then there’s the interview itself, with all of those tricky questions. And, most of the time the interviewer seems like an ex-poker world champion, totally unreadable, leaving you to wonder if you nailed it or bombed. Well, the man in this joke definitely nailed it, but it was the one condition his new employer asked him to follow that will leave you laughing.
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
“Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.”
Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You are a Disabled Veteran; you’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”
“This is a government job,” the interviewer says.”For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
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