What is your favorite type of joke? I know what you are probably thinking, the type that makes me laugh, but there is more to it than that. In fact, jokes can often be put into a specific category, from knock-knock jokes to blonde jokes and almost everything in-between. There is even a category that is specifically saved for the types of jokes that dads tell. I have a good one for you today and it is a little Johnny joke. It starts out with a rather common scene but quickly turns into a story that will have you laughing all day long.
Little johnny three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet.
His mother thinks he has been in there too long,
So she goes in to see what’s up.
The little Johnny is sitting on the toilet reading a book.
But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand, and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says:
“Johnny, are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while…
Johnny says: “I’m fine, mommy, I just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet.”
Mother says: “Ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Johnny, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Johnny says: “It works for ketchup.”