Dawn French Has Named Her Breasts Ant McPartlin And Dec Donnelly And The Reason Is Hilarious

We can always count on Dawn French to give us a smile. She does it in so many different ways, it is difficult to tell what she is going to come up with next. Recently, she revealed something on the Graham Norton show that has many people in stitches. It seems as if she has named her boobs, with one being Ant McPartlin and the other, Dec Donnelly.

The 61-year-old comedian explained that she came up with the idea for a very specific reason. It may be TMI, but she announced to the world that one of her breasts is smaller than the other. That puts her in mind of Ant and Dec, who are similarly proportioned.

In her words, she said: “My boobs are Ant and Dec because one is slightly smaller.”

Not one to be too quick to stop with the comedy, Dawn talked about other parts of her body that were also named. It seems as if she calls her more intimate areas, Mumford and Sons.

She said that she named her private parts the same as those musicians because of the fact that they are ‘beardy’. She went on to say: “And my more intimate areas are called Mumford and Sons because they are beardy.”

Dawn didn’t stop with revealing the names that she gave to her intimate areas and her two breasts, she also talked about her new book, Me. You. A Diary.

She said: ‘It’s a bit of wisdom about the things I’ve learnt and some questions I’ve still got about life. It’s to remind you throughout the year to like yourself.’

She sat alongside other powerhouses of stardom on the Graham Norton red couch, including Ruth Wilson, Steve Carell and Michael B Jordan.

The Vicar of Dibley actress has been focusing a lot on her writing, acting and presenting recently. In addition to hearing from Dawn French, we also heard from Cheryl, who performed Love Made Me Do It, her latest hit.