College Student Secretly Sleeps With His Roommate Until His Mom Gets Wise

There are many relationships we may have in life but one of the best relationships we are likely to have is the one we have with our mother. It starts from the time that they first realize they are pregnant and a bond begins to form. It isn’t long after we are born that we begin to form a bond in return. We depend on our mother for everything in those early years and even as we get older, we continue to depend on them. It’s a wonderful thing, but it can also be a little funny, as you are about to see the following joke.

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you?

He said, “Well I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure! He sat down and wrote,

Dear mom, After your visit to me, the silver plate has been missing. “I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I’m not saying that you don’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Your Son.”

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:

“Dear Son, I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow. Love, Mom”