Have You Heard The One About The Navy Sailor That Couldn’t Find A Place To Sleep?

If there is one thing that all of us need, it’s enough sleep at night. Unfortunately, we may find ourselves in situations where we can’t get that sleep for one reason or another. That is what happened to this Navy sailor. All he wanted was a bed where he could lie down and get a few hours sleep before he got his day started. I’m sure that many of us could understand his plight. When the right situation presented itself, he took the bull by the horns and none of us can stop smiling. Here’s what we mean:

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.”

“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant – an Air Force guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.”

“No problem,” the tired Navy man assured him. “I’ll take it.”

The next morning, the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. “How’d you sleep” asked the manager. “Never better.” The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other guy snoring?” “Nope. I shut him up in no time,” said the Navy guy.

“How’d you manage that?” asked the manager.

“He was already in bed, snoring away when I came in the room,” the sailor explained. “I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, ‘Goodnight beautiful,’ …and he sat up all night watching me.”

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