Jokes come in a variety of different ‘flavors’ and we sometimes appreciate a joke, even before we hear it because it falls into the right category. For example, some people might love dad jokes and others might appreciate a good knock-knock joke. One of the most popular categories of jokes, however, is the blonde joke. I don’t know who was the first person to tell a blonde joke (although I suspect it was a brunette or redhead). In the end, it doesn’t matter who told the first one, they are funny to hear and this joke proves it.
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
“If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?” she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
“You have 171 sheep,” said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, “if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?”
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. “You’re a blonde! Now give me back my dog.”
