There is something special about having a good laugh that makes us want to come back for more. Some people even seek out the opportunity to laugh on a daily basis because of the benefit of doing so.
Perhaps you might listen to a comedy routine on your way to or from work every day or you might enjoy a funny movie at times. Those options work but one that should not be overlooked is hearing a great joke.
That is what we have for you here today. It’s a joke that has been passed around and every time we hear it, we can’t help but chuckle. I hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
While most pigs spent their days rolling around in the mud, eating scraps, or napping, Porky had a secret talent—he had mastered karate!
It all started when he was a piglet. One day, while exploring the barn, he accidentally knocked over a stack of hay bales.
As the bales tumbled down, they hit a old, dusty book that fell open to a page titled “Karate for Beginners.” Porky, being the curious pig he was, decided to give it a go.
He tried mimicking the moves from the book, and to his surprise, he was really good at it! His tiny pig hooves made perfect roundhouse kicks, and his snout was a perfect tool for perfecting his jabs.
Word quickly spread through the village that there was a pig who could do karate. The chickens were amazed, the cows were impressed, and the farmers… well, they were downright confused. But one thing was for sure—Porky had become the village’s most unexpected celebrity.
One day, a group of local bullies, led by a particularly rude rooster named Cluckles, decided they’d had enough of Porky’s karate antics. They challenged him to a duel right in the middle of the village square.
When they arrived in the square together, there was a sudden flurry of pork and feathers. The moves were tense, but when the dust cleared, Porky was lying unconscious on the ground, and Chuckles the Rooster was the winner.
When they asked Chuckles how he did it, he replied: “Porkey may have thought he was a karate pig master but he was nothing more than a pork chop.”
