It doesn’t matter who we are, there are going to be times when we want to cut loose and have a good time. When we are married, this may also be the case but we are treading on thin ice if we decide to do it in the wrong way. We may even try to hide the fact that we are out having a good time but we often fall short of the mark. If you’ve never experienced this for yourself, that fact is illustrated quite hilariously in the following joke. It may make you think twice before going on a bender next time.
A man staggered home late after another evening at the pub with his drinking buddies. He held his shoes in his hand to avoid waking his wife, and tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway.
As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing to suppress a yelp, the man sprung up, pulled down his pants, and examined his lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby darkened hallway, then managed to find a large full box of Band-aids and proceeded to place a patch as best he could on each place he saw blood.
After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and stumble his way to bed.
In the morning, the man awoke with searing pain in the head and butt and his wife staring at him from across the room.
She said, “You were drunk again last night.”
Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and replied, “Now, hon, why would you say such a mean thing?”
“Well,” she said, “it could be the open front door, it could be the glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but, mostly… it’s all those darn Band-aids stuck on the downstairs mirror.
