If you have a dog in your life, you already realize how much they bring in the way of happiness and comfort. It doesn’t matter if you’ve had a bad day or a good day, your dog will be there for you when you get home to welcome you with a wagging tail. We often love our dogs so much that we can’t imagine spending a day without them, which is why many people take them along on vacation. With a little bit of planning, taking a dog on vacation can be a treat and that includes bringing them to the hotel where you plan on staying. In this joke, a man wants to bring his dog to a hotel and the hotel has some choice words.
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a town he planned to visit on his holiday. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
SIR: “I’ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here, too.”
Source: Tickld