No one knows what the world’s first pickup line was, but chances are it was as terrible as those in use today. For women in bars, hearing bad pick-up lines is as customary to them as hearing their phone’s ringtone. There are some guys who go the flattery route. While others may use “clever’ quizzes or questions. And then there are those who say bizarre things just to catch women off guard. The guy in this joke thought he had surprised the woman sitting at the bar by telling her he would do anything she wanted for $20. However, he soon discovered why he needs to find another line.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.. On one condition…”
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said….
“Clean my house.”
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Source: Tickld